Whether you’re team “perfect smile,” team “brushing twice a day,” team “floss boss,” or just love a good molar joke, these original tooth puns are here to brighten your day.
All brand-new for 2026 — no cavity-filled repeats.
Grab your toothbrush, show those pearly whites, and get ready to laugh (they’re tooth-ally hilarious)!
Quick Answer
Tooth puns are clever plays on “tooth,” “teeth,” “smile,” “brush,” “floss,” “dentist,” “enamel,” “molar,” “incisor,” “bite” and dental phrases. This collection serves up hundreds of fresh, family-friendly tooth puns organized into fun themes — from dental care to pure tooth-tastic humor.
TL;DR
- Pick a theme that matches your smile mood
- Grab a pun and brush it on
- Watch friends smile and groan
- Perfect for captions or dentist waiting-room chats
- Share the tooth love
Tooth of the Party
These puns are the life of every gathering.
- Tooth of the party
- Tooth me your best shot
- Tooth’s the spirit
- Tooth’s my jam
- Tooth’s what she said
- Tooth’s a wrap
- Tooth’s the vibe
- Tooth’s the move
- Tooth’s lit
- Tooth’s bussin’
- Tooth’s fire
- Tooth’s iconic
- Tooth’s giving
- Tooth’s the drip
- Tooth’s chef’s kiss
Tooth-ally Awesome
Because these puns are completely awesome.
- Tooth-ally awesome
- Tooth-ally perfect
- Tooth-ally fantastic
- Tooth-ally fabulous
- Tooth-ally incredible
- Tooth-ally amazing
- Tooth-ally legendary
- Tooth-ally goals
- Tooth-ally vibes
- Tooth-ally energy
- Tooth-ally dreams
- Tooth-ally takeover
- Tooth-ally approved
- Tooth-ally forever
- Tooth-ally unstoppable
You’re My Tooth Fairy
Sweet tooth fairy romance.
- You’re my tooth fairy
- Tooth fairy magic
- Tooth fairy queen
- Tooth fairy king
- Tooth fairy legend
- Tooth fairy goals
- Tooth fairy takeover
- Tooth fairy approved
- Tooth fairy forever
- Tooth fairy attitude
- Tooth fairy brilliance
- Tooth fairy unstoppable
- Tooth fairy perfection
- Tooth fairy magic
- Tooth fairy vibes
Floss Like a Boss
For the floss fanatics.
- Floss like a boss
- Floss and boss
- Floss and gloss
- Floss and toss
- Floss and cross
- Floss and loss
- Floss and sauce
- Floss and moss
- Floss and dross
- Floss and emboss
- Floss and across
- Floss and exhaust
- Floss and accost
- Floss and defrost
- Floss and recross
Smile Bright
Classic smile encouragement.
- Smile bright
- Smile and shine
- Smile and wave
- Smile and bear it
- Smile and dial
- Smile and style
- Smile and file
- Smile and while
- Smile and mile
- Smile and pile
- Smile and trial
- Smile and denial
- Smile and beguile
- Smile and compile
- Smile and reconcile
For True Tooth Lovers
To the dedicated dental enthusiasts.
- Tooth of my life
- Tooth you very much
- Tooth-ally in love
- You’re my tooth-mate
- Tooth and forever
- Tooth-ally yours
- Tooth you to the moon
- Tooth-ally perfect together
- Tooth love story
- Tooth-ally meant to be
- Tooth heart belongs to you
- Tooth-ally smitten
- Tooth and cuddles forever
- Tooth-ally my favorite
- Tooth love loading…
Quick Tooth One-Liners
Fast hits for instant grins.
- Tooth-ally awesome
- You’re my tooth fairy
- Floss like a boss
- Smile bright
- Bite me
- Pearly whites
- Wisdom tooth wisdom
- Molar power
- Incisor decision
- Canine line
Hilarious Tooth Moments
Groan-worthy gold.
- Why did the tooth go to therapy? Too many filling issues
- What do you call a tooth that can sing? A tun-a tooth
- Why don’t teeth ever fight? They always fill above
- How does a tooth flirt? It gives you the enamel-eye
- Why was the tooth always calm? It knew how to keep its cool
- What’s a tooth’s favorite music? Heavy metal
- Why did the tooth break up? It felt too plain
- How does a tooth stay fit? Enamel Pilates
- Why was the tooth popular? It was the toast of the mouth
- What do you call a magical tooth? Abra-tooth-dabra
Tooth Fashion Funnies
Style, but make it pearly.
- Tooth drip
- Serving tooth looks
- Tooth couture
- Tooth game strong
- Tooth-tastic outfit
- Tooth-itude on point
- Tooth slay queen
- Tooth giving main character
- Tooth fashion icon
- Tooth the whole mood
Caption-Ready Tooth Puns
Short & perfect for socials.
- Tooth-ally awesome
- You’re my tooth fairy
- Floss like a boss
- Smile bright
- Bite me
- Pearly whites
- Wisdom tooth wisdom
- Molar power
- Incisor decision
- Canine line
Tooth & Chill
The ultimate cozy combo.
- Tooth & chill
- Tooth and Netflix
- Tooth and cozy vibes
- Tooth and relax
- Tooth and unwind
- Tooth and peace
- Tooth and zen
- Tooth and recharge
- Tooth and comfort
- Tooth and lazy Sundays
Tooth Birthday Bash
Celebrating another year of smiles.
- Happy birth-tooth!
- Another year, another smile
- Tooth-ally another year older
- Tooth birthday vibes
- Tooth and cake
- Tooth-ally celebrating
- Tooth birthday loading…
- Tooth-ally fabulous at any age
- Tooth birthday wishes
- Tooth-ally growing older
FAQs
What makes a good tooth pun?
The best tooth puns play on “tooth,” “teeth,” “smile,” “brush,” “floss,” “dentist,” “enamel,” “molar,” “bite” and dental phrases. They’re short, wholesome, and make you smile (even at the dentist).
How do you come up with original tooth puns?
Start with tooth words like smile, brush, floss, enamel, molar or bite. Combine them with idioms, greetings, or everyday phrases for a fresh twist.
Are tooth puns good for Instagram captions?
Absolutely! Short tooth puns pair perfectly with smile selfies, dentist visit posts, or teeth-whitening shots — they add personality and get likes.
Why are tooth puns so popular?
Teeth are universal — everyone has them! Wordplay around brushing, smiling, flossing and dental visits is endlessly relatable and light-hearted.
What are some cute tooth puns for kids?
Try “Tooth-ally awesome,” “Smile bright,” “Floss like a boss” — they’re sweet, simple, and perfect for little ones (especially after the tooth fairy visit).
Can tooth puns be used in everyday life?
Yes! Drop them in texts, at the dentist, when brushing teeth, or on social media. They make any dental moment more fun.
Are tooth puns family-friendly?
Definitely — all the puns here are clean, wholesome, and ready to share with anyone who loves a good (pearly-white) laugh.
Conclusion
Teeth may need brushing, but these puns only need sharing!
This 2026 collection of original tooth puns brings extra sparkle to every smile, floss, and dentist visit.
Save your favorites, share them with fellow grin-lovers, and remember: life is better when you add a little tooth humor.
Max claims he was born with a joke book in his crib. His comedy style is a mix of clever one-liners and puns so bad, they’re actually good.